Archive

 
  001
So Cool
That's right. We started things off with four-dimensional geometry jokes. Hope you like them apples; it's par for the course.  
 
  002
Come Together
Well, this time the pun is about normal geometry.  
 
  003
Has a Duck the Buddha-Nature?
Y'wanna buy a duck?  
 
  004
Tess
This is how the house works. It might behoove you to check out tesseracts, while you're at it.  
 
  005
Starts with P
Here comes a new challenger!  
 
  006
Ninja-ing to Do
Where did the costumes come from? How does a dodecahedron put clothes on, anyway? These questions, and many more, arise in this strip.  
 
  007
Where's My Erlenmeyer?
Get outta Otto's grill, Buddha.  
 
  008
Probably Not Good
I'm really not sure why the stuff in the vial would explosively vaporize like that. Probably has something to do with proximity to a ninja outfit.  
 
  009
Feelin' Groovy
One little, two little, three little Polytopes...  
 
  010
Well That Was
Thanks, Tatsuya Ishida.  
 
  011
Keep Things
This is...ouch. This is probably the pinnacle of Polytopes paronomasia.  
 
  012
Failing to Believe
Holes in the universe, Mobius strip jokes, and a brief inspirational message, just to shake things up.  
 
  013
A Taste Of
The vortex produces uncannily well-suited swag! Also, the Buddha gets a taste of his own medicine.  
 
  014
Yikes
Bad, transparently autobiographical, mathematically speculative genre romance fiction. My apologies to the readership. Also: look upon the crumpled paper and despair; that shit took hours.  
 
  015
Jam on a Crumpet
Whonk! Fact-o-pedia is where it's at.  
 
  016
Happy Grumpy Sloth
A horror thriller comic? AAAAGH!  
 
  017
Hallo-what?
Just setting up a plot arc for later. Nothin' to see here.  
 
  018
Silly Stories All
The Mad Buzzer strikes again! Thrilling!  
 
  019
The Game is Afoot!
Where did the cap come from?  
 
  020
Source of Our
The Mad Buzzer unmasked! ...Informally!  
 
  021
No Other Than
Nine panels of classic accusatory action, only one of which contains maniacal cackling.  
 
  022
I Can Only Presume
Not everything is a drug, Otto.  
 
  023
Straight and Narrow
Oh, that's gotta hurt. Otto puns himself into illness.  
 
  024
Trying to Decide
The Buddha makes a pun; Brock doesn't even begin to get it.  
 
  025
Oh, the Geometry!
This strip contains graphic material. ...If you're a Polytope.  
 
  026
Happy Halloween
It's my party, and I'll...uhh...something.  
 
  027
Just Like Me
This is actually a really sad, lonely thought, when you think about it.  
 
  028
The Old Hemisphere
I keep accidentally typing "hempisphere".  
 
  029
Termin-Al Dente
Classic Polytopes! Buddha puns, Otto glowers. And can't cook badly.  
 
  030
Meditation Time!
What's the Buddha really thinking?  
 
  031
Is That Someone?
For your sake, Dido, I hope so.  
 
  032
Without Even Meaning It
He's not smart enough to make puns on purpose, but somehow they happen regardless.  
 
  033
How Hard Would It Be
Dido's gone!  
 
  034
Umm
Watch for shards: the fourth wall broke.  
 
  035
Antitussive
We're back and diving headlong into the safe, comfortable world of Buddhism and puns.  
 
  036
He Really "Otto" Have Seen That Coming
Heads up!  
 
  037
The Right Angle
Where did they get cup phones?  
 
  038
Doggerel In, Doggerel Out
Hail Eris for reals, yo.  
 
  039
The Pi Rate
Two-man tag-team bad-joke action!  
 
  040
Invention Contest
Thus begins a Thing.  
 
  041
Meanwhile...
It was bound to happen sooner or later.  
 
  042
Fast Forward
Onward!  
 
  043
Rime All The Thyme
I'm not really sure if this counts as a joke. I hope that I don't disappoint all you folks.  
 
  044
Jenga!
Hup! Hup!  
 
  045
Having a Ball
That's not an invention, it's a replica!  
 
  046
Hereby Cordially
At your earliest convenience.  
 
  047
Happy 47th!
Whooooooo!  
 
  048
Lower-Order Microcosm
It's okay, Ike. It's a good invention anyway.  
 
  049
Some Invention Gone Awry
Hooray! Sliders!  
 
  050
Tarot-ble
Seriously. It's just bad.  
 
  051
Meanwhile, In A Much More Exciting Universe
What what what?!? Nevermind! Action! GO!  
 
  052
In Your Face
Sure they know about history! Why not? They're seasoned dimension-hoppers, after all, and everyone knows dimension-hopping only entails alternate histories of Earth.  
 
  053
Nihongo De
Japanese of/in!  
 
  054
Ikko No Naka Ni
Honestly, did you think Dido thought things through?  
 
  055
Spiraling Vortex Normal
These things happen. You know how it is.  
 
  056
Forced to Act Out
Good night, ladies and gentlemen.  
 
  057
When You Least Expect
And you thought I was done with that joke!  
 
  058
You Can Just Do That
Hooray for insomnia comics!  
 
  059
Why Are There Zombies?
It's pretty simple, really.  
 
  060
Bwip!
Bwip!  
 
  061
Paronomastic Death Machine!
Bwahahaha!  
 
  062
Two Embittered Shapes Began
Two embittered shapes began to hatch a most insidious plan. Their paronomastic death machine will make the killing quick and clean! ...Or maybe I just like that rhythm.  
 
  063
It Doesn't Work in Zombie Universe
Elephant faithful, all that.  
 
  064
Answer Inside!
Phase two, complete!  
 
  065
Just Gherkin
Otto forgets. He is stupid, stupid, stupid.  
 
  066
Toy Boyt
Oh, come now.  
 
  067
The Mother of All Problems
Oh no don't kick it--!  
 
  068
Funkotronic
Adj. - of or relating to the planet Funkotron.  
 
  069
Overcompensating Guest Comic
It seemed like a good idea at the time.  
 
  070
We're Worried
With good reason.  
 
  071
Pair O' Ducks
Dang. I guess I did this joke already.  
 
  072
Butterscotch
Yeah the timeline is kind of messed up on this one.  
 
  073
What Happened
See? It's all perfectly logical.  
 
  074
Can You Help Him?
Not how you'd expect, I don't expect.  
 
  075
Bat Feats
Bats really are rather impressive, when you think about it.  
 
  076
No Two Ways About It
I guess I went there.  
 
  077
Harangue Them in a Haberdashery
And other things that start with H.  
 
  078
Brine Eighting
Like crime fighting, but shifted a little.  
 
  079
A Rondo Boat Way
Rondo makes his escape!  
 
  080
Dinosaur Comics Polytopes Comics Comics
I do not think it means what you think it means.