Archive
| 001 So Cool | That's right. We started things off with four-dimensional geometry jokes. Hope you like them apples; it's par for the course. | |||
| 002 Come Together | Well, this time the pun is about normal geometry. | |||
| 003 Has a Duck the Buddha-Nature? | Y'wanna buy a duck? | |||
| 004 Tess | This is how the house works. It might behoove you to check out tesseracts, while you're at it. | |||
| 005 Starts with P | Here comes a new challenger! | |||
| 006 Ninja-ing to Do | Where did the costumes come from? How does a dodecahedron put clothes on, anyway? These questions, and many more, arise in this strip. | |||
| 007 Where's My Erlenmeyer? | Get outta Otto's grill, Buddha. | |||
| 008 Probably Not Good | I'm really not sure why the stuff in the vial would explosively vaporize like that. Probably has something to do with proximity to a ninja outfit. | |||
| 009 Feelin' Groovy | One little, two little, three little Polytopes... | |||
| 010 Well That Was | Thanks, Tatsuya Ishida. | |||
| 011 Keep Things | This is...ouch. This is probably the pinnacle of Polytopes paronomasia. | |||
| 012 Failing to Believe | Holes in the universe, Mobius strip jokes, and a brief inspirational message, just to shake things up. | |||
| 013 A Taste Of | The vortex produces uncannily well-suited swag! Also, the Buddha gets a taste of his own medicine. | |||
| 014 Yikes | Bad, transparently autobiographical, mathematically speculative genre romance fiction. My apologies to the readership. Also: look upon the crumpled paper and despair; that shit took hours. | |||
| 015 Jam on a Crumpet | Whonk! Fact-o-pedia is where it's at. | |||
| 016 Happy Grumpy Sloth | A horror thriller comic? AAAAGH! | |||
| 017 Hallo-what? | Just setting up a plot arc for later. Nothin' to see here. | |||
| 018 Silly Stories All | The Mad Buzzer strikes again! Thrilling! | |||
| 019 The Game is Afoot! | Where did the cap come from? | |||
| 020 Source of Our | The Mad Buzzer unmasked! ...Informally! | |||
| 021 No Other Than | Nine panels of classic accusatory action, only one of which contains maniacal cackling. | |||
| 022 I Can Only Presume | Not everything is a drug, Otto. | |||
| 023 Straight and Narrow | Oh, that's gotta hurt. Otto puns himself into illness. | |||
| 024 Trying to Decide | The Buddha makes a pun; Brock doesn't even begin to get it. | |||
| 025 Oh, the Geometry! | This strip contains graphic material. ...If you're a Polytope. | |||
| 026 Happy Halloween | It's my party, and I'll...uhh...something. | |||
| 027 Just Like Me | This is actually a really sad, lonely thought, when you think about it. | |||
| 028 The Old Hemisphere | I keep accidentally typing "hempisphere". | |||
| 029 Termin-Al Dente | Classic Polytopes! Buddha puns, Otto glowers. And can't cook badly. | |||
| 030 Meditation Time! | What's the Buddha really thinking? | |||
| 031 Is That Someone? | For your sake, Dido, I hope so. | |||
| 032 Without Even Meaning It | He's not smart enough to make puns on purpose, but somehow they happen regardless. | |||
| 033 How Hard Would It Be | Dido's gone! | |||
| 034 Umm | Watch for shards: the fourth wall broke. | |||
| 035 Antitussive | We're back and diving headlong into the safe, comfortable world of Buddhism and puns. | |||
| 036 He Really "Otto" Have Seen That Coming | Heads up! | |||
| 037 The Right Angle | Where did they get cup phones? | |||
| 038 Doggerel In, Doggerel Out | Hail Eris for reals, yo. | |||
| 039 The Pi Rate | Two-man tag-team bad-joke action! | |||
| 040 Invention Contest | Thus begins a Thing. | |||
| 041 Meanwhile... | It was bound to happen sooner or later. | |||
| 042 Fast Forward | Onward! | |||
| 043 Rime All The Thyme | I'm not really sure if this counts as a joke. I hope that I don't disappoint all you folks. | |||
| 044 Jenga! | Hup! Hup! | |||
| 045 Having a Ball | That's not an invention, it's a replica! | |||
| 046 Hereby Cordially | At your earliest convenience. | |||
| 047 Happy 47th! | Whooooooo! | |||
| 048 Lower-Order Microcosm | It's okay, Ike. It's a good invention anyway. | |||
| 049 Some Invention Gone Awry | Hooray! Sliders! | |||
| 050 Tarot-ble | Seriously. It's just bad. | |||
| 051 Meanwhile, In A Much More Exciting Universe | What what what?!? Nevermind! Action! GO! | |||
| 052 In Your Face | Sure they know about history! Why not? They're seasoned dimension-hoppers, after all, and everyone knows dimension-hopping only entails alternate histories of Earth. | |||
| 053 Nihongo De | Japanese of/in! | |||
| 054 Ikko No Naka Ni | Honestly, did you think Dido thought things through? | |||
| 055 Spiraling Vortex Normal | These things happen. You know how it is. | |||
| 056 Forced to Act Out | Good night, ladies and gentlemen. | |||
| 057 When You Least Expect | And you thought I was done with that joke! | |||
| 058 You Can Just Do That | Hooray for insomnia comics! | |||
| 059 Why Are There Zombies? | It's pretty simple, really. | |||
| 060 Bwip! | Bwip! | |||
| 061 Paronomastic Death Machine! | Bwahahaha! | |||
| 062 Two Embittered Shapes Began | Two embittered shapes began to hatch a most insidious plan. Their paronomastic death machine will make the killing quick and clean! ...Or maybe I just like that rhythm. | |||
| 063 It Doesn't Work in Zombie Universe | Elephant faithful, all that. | |||
| 064 Answer Inside! | Phase two, complete! | |||
| 065 Just Gherkin | Otto forgets. He is stupid, stupid, stupid. | |||
| 066 Toy Boyt | Oh, come now. | |||
| 067 The Mother of All Problems | Oh no don't kick it--! | |||
| 068 Funkotronic | Adj. - of or relating to the planet Funkotron. | |||
| 069 Overcompensating Guest Comic | It seemed like a good idea at the time. | |||
| 070 We're Worried | With good reason. | |||
| 071 Pair O' Ducks | Dang. I guess I did this joke already. | |||
| 072 Butterscotch | Yeah the timeline is kind of messed up on this one. | |||
| 073 What Happened | See? It's all perfectly logical. | |||
| 074 Can You Help Him? | Not how you'd expect, I don't expect. | |||
| 075 Bat Feats | Bats really are rather impressive, when you think about it. | |||
| 076 No Two Ways About It | I guess I went there. | |||
| 077 Harangue Them in a Haberdashery | And other things that start with H. | |||
| 078 Brine Eighting | Like crime fighting, but shifted a little. | |||
| 079 A Rondo Boat Way | Rondo makes his escape! | |||
| 080 Dinosaur Comics Polytopes Comics Comics | I do not think it means what you think it means. | |||