No Two Ways About It

And from there we dive all the way to the other end of the spectrum! Took way less time because it was way less involved. And really I think it needed to be less involved; I tumbled it around a few different ways and every time I tried to make this the punchline of a longer conversation it just got tangled and awkward. A quick little sucker-punch is best.

And even though there's a pretty bad punchline at the end, the part I'm excited about is the "bisectuals" term. Now I get to make an "I heart bisectuals" shirt! Can you wait? Of course you can't.