The Mother of All Problems

Hooray! Fun for art reasons! Did you see Buddha's gradual fade-out, and the gradual zooming in on the TV? Did you see the pre-zombie playing soccer? The tiny knot on the small brown sack? The flurry of irrational numbers, with the exception of the obviously visible twos, because I forgot to un-invisible the square-root sign? And on the left of the flurry, the capital Phi, which doesn't exist in the font so I had to make it using components from the font? The pedestal from the Bill & Ted comic, even! Look at all this great stuff going on.

Also: go go tag-team storytelling! The Buddha has covered the archetypical Pandora's Box analogue pretty well. The split-screen even suggests that it could have been someone curiously inspecting the bag's contents! But we all know that mindlessly parroting old stories is boring, so I also included a much more exciting soccer scenario. And of course, Buddha gets to manipulate matter and space and televisions to suit his narrative convenience, because he is the Buddha. Honestly, whoever was asking about the TV in panel two, you should know this by now. We're pretty sure it's either Brock or Ike. Probably Brock. Anyway, they were rightly shushed by either Dido or the Ol' Hound Dawg. Probably the Dawg, since he's all ornery about having his view blocked by Ike's cumbersome twenty-sided frame.

The important part is: you don't know, and I don't know either. Tune in next time for a glaring videogame reference!