The Pi Rate
I have no idea why I thought a tag-team pun was necessary. I think I just needed a good reason for the ship and its captain to be named after elements of Discordianism. My favorite part of the whole strip is that there's no setup whatsoever leading up to the joke itself. None of that "Hey Otto what's up" crap, just a full-on bad-joke ambush. Also I enjoy the length to which this joke goes for its terrible punchline. The popsicle whose stick contains this joke is larger than your torso, I guarantee.